Friday, January 15, 2010

5 4 Friday: Uppercut, Uppercut, Body Blow, Put Him Away!

On this Five for Friday, I surfed on over to Wikipedia and hit the "Random Article" button to see what I should focus on this Friday. The article that popped up was for a UFC video game.


Now, I'm not a big video game player. I have a few that I play on a regular basis (Ghostbusters, Spider-Man, Grand Theft Auto), and my wife is in love with the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games, but I've never been a huge gamer, thus I've never checked out UFC 2009 Undisputed (in fact, I think the last fighting game I sought out was Def Jam: Fight for NY, and that was simply so I could arrange a fight between Snoop Dogg and Henry Rollins).

Likewise, I've never been big into professional fighting - or amateur fighting for that matter. I mean, I enjoyed Fight Club and Cinderella Man and Rocky and Raging Bull as much as the next guy, and one of my favorite movies of the last year was The Hammer, Adam Carolla's amateur-boxing romantic comedy (seriously, don't knock it til you've seen it), but I'm not a real sports-movie guy, nor am I a fighting movie guy. But who am I, a little man, to question the article that Wikipedia has bestowed upon me? So here's your Five for Friday; five songs about boxing and fighting and all that that entails.


  1. "Green Gloves" by the National from the album Boxer
  2. "The Boxer" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes from the album Have Another Ball!
  3. "Prizefighter" by the Eels from the album Hombre Lobo
  4. "Somebody Beat Me" by Bo Diddley from the album 500% More Man
  5. "Fight Test" by the Flaming Lips from the album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

You Know What I Mean

Dear VH1,

So, I was thinking that since there is a Rock of Love (with Brett Michaels) and a Flavor of Love (with Flavor Flav) and a Shot at Love* (with Tila Tequila), there should be a reality show called Mountain of Love where we try to find the guy from the 1970's rock band Mountain a woman. Unless the guy from Mountain is gay. Then we find him a man and call the show Mississippi Queen.

I came up with this in the shower, VH1. Why didn't you come up with this in the boardroom?

*I assume it's a shot of penicillin.

"Mississippi Queen" by Mountain
From the album The Best of Mountain

Ah, hell, here's a bonus track:
"Mountain of Love" by Bruce Springsteen, live in 1975

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

C'mon Lily, Get Your Head Out of Your Ass

If you're anything like me, you left work last night, tried not to slide on the icy roads, got home around 11, took a shower, heated a deep-dish pizza, opened a beer, and sat down with your wife and dog to watch the 100th episode of How I Met Your Mother. You laughed at Robin's insecurity, Ted's naivete, Marshall's sincerity, and Lily's casual bisexuality, but the biggest laugh came with the last five minutes and the huge musical number sung by Neal Patrick Harris.



I've watched this video at least ten times and I'm not tired of it yet. So, for all you HIMYM fans, here's a little something:

"Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit" by Neal Patrick Harris and the cast of How I Met Your Mother

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Radio Clash

According to a piece in the New York Post, today celebrates the 30th anniversary of the American release of the Clash album London Calling. In celebration, here are selections from each side of that album.


Side 1: "London Calling"
Side 2: "Spanish Bombs"
Side 3: "Wrong 'Em Boyo"
Side 4: "Train In Vain (Stand by Me)"

Check out the Clash online at theclashonline.com (go figure).

Monday, January 4, 2010

Eat Some Cake, Driver 8

Since I discovered them back in high school, R.E.M. has been my favorite band. My first exposure was on their IRS compilation Eponymous and then through their 1988 album Green. It should be stated right now that I just turned 27 and that the high school experience I speak of was all of eleven years ago. I'm not one of those few who can claim that I saw Buck, Berry, Mills, and Stipe perform under the Negro Eyes moniker at a birthday party in Athens, Georgia back before the Chronic Town EP was released. Nor can I claim that the band sold out when they signed to Warner Brothers, recorded "It's the End of the World As We Know It," or started enunciating the lyrics.*

No, Bill Berry was long gone when I joined this party and their best years were all ready behind them according to most critics, fans, and men on the street. Hell, the first album of theirs I bought brand new was Reveal.** I bought the CD the week before I graduated from high school (in the summer of 2001) and it felt like a right of passage.

You see, in the months leading up to Reveal's release, every major music magazine - Rolling Stone, Q, Uncut, Mojo, etc. - ran huge retrospectives on R.E.M. and their career. R.E.M.'s previous effort - 1998's Up - was ... well, uneven at best. It was expansive, pensive, and felt listless without Bill Berry's drums. It was a new R.E.M. and it split the market. I still consider Up one of the band's best efforts and - in light of what the band was going through at the time - far more interesting and complex than most of its detractors will admit. But time heals all wounds and three years later everyone was ready to forgive R.E.M.'s trespasses and embrace whatever Reveal turned out to be. I remember hearing "Imitation of Life" on the radio over and over. I remember the excitement of finding remixes on Napster (remember Napster??) and puzzling over the album artwork. It was the first album I really got into the release of, and my own excitement was fueled by those aforementioned retrospectives.

Every critic in every music magazine must've been about 30-something in 2001 and R.E.M. was the soundtrack to their college years. Glowing articles outlined how Michael Stipe was singing about their pain - albeit cryptically. I was about to enter my college years in 2001 and I was hellbent that Reveal would be the soundtrack to my college years, too, goddamnit!

In hindsight, Reveal wasn't really the soundtrack to college (I'll tell you about that later***), but it was the soundtrack to the month after I bought it. A few years later I got the chance to see R.E.M. in concert at the Fox Theater in St. Louis (supporting the very disappointing Around the Sun) and was impressed by the energy of the then-45 year old Stipe. Of course, I didn't know his age at the time and when I found out that he turned 50 today, I was surprised. After all, he was the lead singer of the sound of my college years (or, at least one of the sounds of my college years). Hearing he's 50 just makes me feel old. I can't imagine how old the rock critics who wrote those 2001 articles feel.

* Frankly, this last criticism baffles me. My favorite song from the IRS years is "We Walk" off of their very first album and I can sing along to it just fine.
** This may not be true, depending on whether or not you count their soundtrack to the Milos Foreman film,
Man On the Moon.
*** Ooo ... foreshadowing! It's like the music-blog version of
How I Met Your Mother!


"We Walk" by R.E.M. from the album Murmur
"Driver 8" by R.E.M. from the album Fables of the Reconstruction
"You Are the Everything" by R.E.M. from the album Green
"Find the River" by R.E.M. from the album Automatic for the People
"Bang and Blame" by R.E.M. from the album Monster

(NOTE: I realize that after defending Up and Reveal, I didn't feature a single song from either album. All in due time, though. I promise I'll have more R.E.M. soon enough.)

Visit them online at remhq.com

A Lullaby to Bellow

I have a confession to make: I don't listen to tons of music. I mean, I listen to more than the average bear, but not the way I used to. Nowadays I usually use music to break up the podcast playlists on my iTunes. Here's a little something from Cake, here's an NPR show; here's an Adam Galinski song, here's the Adam Carolla show; here's an oldie from the Rolling Stones, here's the latest from Dan Savage. I'll openly confess that I tend to skip over some songs to get to the next show, so when a song I've never heard causes me to stick around and listen, it piques my interest.

Today between Stuff from the B-Side and This American Life was the song "Playhouse" by Beat Happening off of their 1989 album Black Candy. I was given the CD by a friend of mine who classified it as "twee-pop, but in a good way," which is a phrase I don't often hear from him. Honestly, I've never heard anything nice about twee come out of his mouth, and yet, here he is, standing above me with a copy of Black Candy.

Now, I wouldn't call myself a twee pop aficionado, but I know what I like. Calvin Johnson's deep voice adds an air of menace to the simple, coy lyrics of "Playhouse," "Other Side," and "TV Girl." The one-two punch of the childlike lyrics and Johnson's unusual delivery calls to mind other, more modern artists like Wayne Coyne and Jack White; except where the latter's voice can explode into childlike rage and the former's can explode into childlike exuberance, Johnson remains at an even keel. This works to his benefit since the understated, lo-fi sound of Black Candy is one of the album's main charms and the main reason I keep coming back.


"Playhouse" by Beat Happening
"Other Side" by Beat Happening
"Gravedigger Blues" by Beat Happening
From the album Black Candy
Visit them online at subpop.com

Friday, January 1, 2010

5 4 Friday: New Year's Edition

My wife keeps informing me that her smartphone is listing the temperature outside as 13 degrees. What a way to start a new year. I suppose that's why the new year begins in the winter, rather than in the summer; If the weather was nice and warm, the new year revelry would last all weekend, rather being packed in to the five-hour span between 9pm on December 31st and 2am on January 1st. Can you imagine a New Year's Eve party with temperatures in the 70's, beach volleyball being played, and a Corona toast at midnight, rather than people in their warmest clothes, singing in hotel ballrooms, and toasting at midnight before heading out into subzero conditions to get back home to their nice comfy beds?

Of course, being the old fogie that I am, my New Year's Eve wouldn't likely be anything to scream about regardless of the weather. Ah well ... At least I can offer you something a little better than Gene Krupa playing "Auld Lange Syne" on this day celebrating the newest of years.


  1. "This Year's Love" by David Gray
  2. "New Year's Resolution Blues" by Roy Milton
  3. "Bringing In a Brand New Year" by Charles Brown
  4. "Red Letter Year" by Ani DiFranco
  5. "This Will be Our Year" by the Zombies